Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Could you assess the Sherlock Holmes films without considering Robert Downey Jr. and focusing entirely on their screenplays and Guy Ritchie’s direction? Most can’t. The reason it makes more than thirty five…

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Tower Heist

Ben Stiller seems to have two gears in terms of his comedic offerings. The first is the crazy idiotic frenetic character and the second the much put upon straight dude. I…

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Jack and Jill

A terrible, terrible movie that’ll set original screenplays and film making back 150 million years. Yet why did this reviewer find…

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Immortals

This is what the Conan the Barbarian remake wanted to be. How can one completely dismiss a film that has no shame in its stupidity while at the same time gives an audience almost exactly…

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Warrior

Nothing says family and relationships like an MMA cage fighting tournament. Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton play brothers who grew up in a broken home and have both in…

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Contagion

Before anything can be said about Contagion involving its plot and overall quality, it should be noted that the only reason it’s hitting a cinema near you and the reason you will mostly…

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The Thing

There is nothing clever or uncanny about Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.’s The Thing. But you could actually just watch it for Joel Edgerton’s (as Braxton Carter) Texan accent. Bam! Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth…

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Final Destination 5

This is not a review, this is a warning. To keep this as short as possible for this abomination of a film doesn’t deserve your time, do not see this movie. To…

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